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Thanks Chris.
This morning there was dismay this morning in the markets, when Travel Finch Dusky Holdings found 2.4 at a level 7, this morning.
The result was rather moosey.
I'm Collaterlie Sisters.
Chris
On now to the money markets, and a quick look at the International Currency Cloud...
And there you can see there is quite a healthy fluctuation of fluffiness around the Pound Cloud, which means we can look forward to a profitable down-pour over all international currencies.
Overall then for yesterdays markets, good tomorrow. Morning.

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I wonder if baby Jesus went on Easter egg hunts, as a baby, hence the "baby" in 'baby Jesus'. Something to think about. Well okay, probably something only I'd think about. But if you think about it further, which I am, it wouldn't be much of a hunt because baby Jesus already had his baby Jesus powers and already knew where the Easter eggs were hidden. I swear I haven't been drinking or anything.
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Is it okay to sit on the toilet and think of that special someone? I say it's more than okay, but NEVER during mid-push, that's just flat out wrong. Sureeee "It's the thought that counts" you say, but if you can envision thoughts of your one and only while a precious baby turtle is poking out of your bum-hole trying to make its way to the magical, spiraling ocean then you likely have something vastly wrong with you. Sure you say "But, what if it's only a 1 syllable name?" I guess that might be okay if you blurt it out real quickly, but do not scream it. Yeah sure your buddy might be thinking "OH hell yeah he's banging his girl" as he's walking down the hall way, but then the shame sets in later when he finds out you were merely going poo. It's even worse if it's a 2 syllable name because that takes a lot more thought process and brain power which means then you disappoint the entire party. Who wants to live with that kind of guilt? They were drunk and expecting to hear how you just nailed Jenny, not to hear how you were screaming her name in anguish and that little brown tortoise was resisting its fate. I swear I haven't been drinking or anything.
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Funnier than a Giant 3 legged Bald Goat with Lopsided Tits humming Yankee Doodle Dandy in Chinese while wearing a T-shirt that says [Don't Kill Retards ~ Making Fun Of Them Is Okay]
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So the other day I was at the local 7-11 convenience store and as I open the door walking out there stands a bum/homeless looking guy near the pay phone. Then I hear him singing/humming this....
"Poop in a sandwich tastes real good..... Poop in a sandwich tasted real good.... Mmmm, mmmm, poop."

I froze in my tracks stopped dead right there. Asked myself, "Did he really just say that?"... I did a double take looked at him, then back at the car, then back at him.... He indeed did say that. Wow I really hope he was just drunk (He was carrying a brown bag sooo) and not that he REALLY knows what poop tastes like, or that he makes sandwiches using poop as a replacement for mayonnaise. Oh by the way he was really off-key in his singing.... Real bad.

I felt I needed to share this info amongst the group. You're welcome.  :)
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Ah crappy bullocks! Nope.... It was just nonsense, but good though. The other 3 things I posted before that, not true either.... Regardless still highly entertaining and funny. In fact I laughed so hard my balls jiggled like Santa Clause's belly on Christmas night.

You know I was thinking of having a urinal installed in my computer room so that way I can just rollllll my chairrr and unzip. (Don't worry about shitting my pants, I wear adult diapers.) Oh and NEXT I'll cut a hole in my wall, install a sliding glass window and have them deliver food to me. Pure genius. I'll never have to leave my computer room again. Never have to stop creating on MTVMG1!  ;D


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pillagemyvillage

dont believe anything blonde fraud tells you, he eats picture frames... ive seen him do it, he's greedy, oh yes he's greedy.

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Okay so Sunday I had gas..... it was the worst in my entire life. It started around 1 PM.... Every 15-30 seconds I had a toot... They smelled really bad too. Hell over a dozen times I had to go outside and fart because I was smelling up the entire house! This lasted until 11 PM lmao.....
:D :D :D :D :D True story.
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Okay so last night I had really bad gas.... Must have lasted 2-3 hours, then it felt like it was time to go poo.... I sat on the toilet and nothing happened. Then suddenly out of nowhere I was farting in morse code. I have no idea what it could mean? What does it mean? Were Aliens trying to communicate with me? So I have been on Google trying to learn morse code because I'm really quite puzzled.  :D
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Casper AudioGhost

RIP Marna Patterson (1947-2009) i love you mom,my music is for you:)
my net label http://www.archive.org/details/white-trash-poptronica
www.showcaseyourmusic.com/audioghost 57 tracks
www.myspace.com/audioghost
www.jamwave.com/audioghost
www.youtube.com/casperr37
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I just read ALL of the posts in this thread  :D :D :D Have I gone mad? Nahhh it's just fabulous to see what I'll type when I'm tired....  :)

With that being said why change?  ;)

Happy New Years
. May 2010 be the best year ever! I mean EVER in existence. Nah really all the best in 2010. If you're going to get drunk and have a good time tonight just don't do anything I wouldn't do(Like hump a lamp post) Hey, sometimes when I drink I like to run around streaking naked Will Ferrell style.

Please believe.

Don't hate 

Peace, Rob. :)

Bass is a force that defies the universe of logic, time, and space. http://www.reverbnation.com/djdroppin

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Bass is a force that defies the universe of logic, time, and space. http://www.reverbnation.com/djdroppin

Casper AudioGhost

RIP Marna Patterson (1947-2009) i love you mom,my music is for you:)
my net label http://www.archive.org/details/white-trash-poptronica
www.showcaseyourmusic.com/audioghost 57 tracks
www.myspace.com/audioghost
www.jamwave.com/audioghost
www.youtube.com/casperr37
dj on http://chat.paltalk.com/g2/paltalk/1352831106

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ROFL.... I'd say someone has too much time on their hands, but wow.... I don't know if they need a life or a hooker.... Jeez.  :D :D
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I just read through all of these posts. Holy Bawlz! Pure madness and insanity! Some hilarious bits too!  :D I feel it is time to revive this thread  :)  Lemme see....

Is it Weird to Love Pancakes SO much That you Change Your FaceBook status to: In a Relationship with Aunt Jemima?

Ever been So Tired that you Weren't counting Sheep, No instead it Was a half Walrus/Cow type hybrid Creature, a "Cowlrus" and They couldn't Even Jump over The Fence OR the Moon!

Well those are my recent contributions. I hope I've lived up to what myself and Dark Bliss created. hahha

FEEL FREE to Join in!
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DarkBliss

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Aren't they like $1,000?  :D :D :D Oh and the people who buy them and act like they LIVE with them. Pathetic much? I actually wrote in a hilarious response on their website lmfao....
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Coordman

Never sweat the petty things and never pet the sweaty things. -George Carlin