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Title: The International Nonsense Generator Users Lounge - TINGUL
Post by: DarkBliss on September 29, 2009, 05:53:12 PM
You want me Bass Launch?

Come get me big boy!!!
Title: Re: The International Nonsense Generator Users Lounge - TINGUL
Post by: .:DJ Droppin:. on September 29, 2009, 05:57:59 PM
TINGUL :D LOL.... Oh holy pancakes that was great..... Nice move on your part. 1 point.

Or

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Title: Re: The International Nonsense Generator Users Lounge - TINGUL
Post by: .:DJ Droppin:. on September 29, 2009, 06:01:37 PM
I'm currently sitting on my computer chair with a Christmas Tree car freshner (The thingy you put around your mirror to make your car smell nice). Well it's around my boxers with the tree just over my bumhole. So when I rip a stinker the gaseous fumes eject hitting the Christmas Tree thus absorbing a large % of the toxic anal fuel. The tree does get a little uncomfy jabbing into your bum, but I just pretend it's a really old dried up tortoise that didn't make it out to go home.... Awwww poor guy. Your turn, Sir.
Title: Re: The International Nonsense Generator Users Lounge - TINGUL
Post by: DarkBliss on September 29, 2009, 06:01:51 PM
Ha ha!  ;D

Maybe this topic could be stickied, a place to go when you just want to talk absolute bollocks.
Title: Re: The International Nonsense Generator Users Lounge - TINGUL
Post by: .:DJ Droppin:. on September 29, 2009, 06:05:36 PM
Yep I would. One of the greatest creations ever to grace the presence on TIMGUL.
Title: Re: The International Nonsense Generator Users Lounge - TINGUL
Post by: .:DJ Droppin:. on September 29, 2009, 06:11:40 PM
Quote from: nakamura on September 29, 2009, 06:10:03 PM
can we talk about boobs rather than bollocks?

Absolutely.... I still wish I were breast feeding. Maybe then I coulda "been somebody"

The floor is now yours.
Title: Re: The International Nonsense Generator Users Lounge - TINGUL
Post by: DarkBliss on September 29, 2009, 06:18:04 PM
By the way, I`m currently lay on my bed wearing my grandma`s panties with a cigar in one hand and a corn on the cob in the other.

This may seem unusual but is actually a pretty normal Tuesday evening practise for me.

Title: Re: The International Nonsense Generator Users Lounge - TINGUL
Post by: .:DJ Droppin:. on September 29, 2009, 06:20:46 PM
LOL  :D@ LOL @ you both. LOL @ me for Lol'ing at myself.... Oh man I think I just shit my pants, again.... This time it was on accident too.... ugh.
Title: Re: The International Nonsense Generator Users Lounge - TINGUL
Post by: DarkBliss on September 29, 2009, 06:33:26 PM
I was gonna ask the same thing!
Title: Re: The International Nonsense Generator Users Lounge - TINGUL
Post by: Casper AudioGhost on September 29, 2009, 07:15:20 PM
grits are a grain made from hominey and u boil them to make a sort of porridge it's pretty good with butter pepper and crumbled bacon
Title: Re: The International Nonsense Generator Users Lounge - TINGUL
Post by: Casper AudioGhost on September 29, 2009, 07:30:15 PM
come to oklahoma nak and i'll make u a big bowl of grits and u'll eat those words lol-pretty tasty and not gross at all
Title: Re: The International Nonsense Generator Users Lounge - TINGUL
Post by: Casper AudioGhost on September 29, 2009, 07:36:42 PM
cool cool right now i'm having my mid day breakfast- ham and swiss cheese single on a sour dough english muffin my neighbors got a big care pakage of food from their church and shared it with me:)
Title: Re: The International Nonsense Generator Users Lounge - TINGUL
Post by: Casper AudioGhost on September 29, 2009, 08:19:22 PM
women are like parking spaces the good ones are being used and the rest are handicapped lol
Title: Re: The International Nonsense Generator Users Lounge - TINGUL
Post by: RSCONCEPTIONSĀ© on September 29, 2009, 08:48:07 PM
Where do you go to weigh a whale?

A WHALE WEIGH STATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: The International Nonsense Generator Users Lounge - TINGUL
Post by: .:DJ Droppin:. on September 29, 2009, 08:48:57 PM
Uploading some tracks and working on my new trance track "Cyber Dreams"
Title: Re: The International Nonsense Generator Users Lounge - TINGUL
Post by: Casper AudioGhost on September 29, 2009, 08:58:54 PM
i have  not worked on any music but i expect to next week-at the moment i'm just reveling in the return of timgul to it's roots as a positive community for novice digital composers:)  cheers m8s   casper
Title: Re: The International Nonsense Generator Users Lounge - TINGUL
Post by: Season 8 on September 29, 2009, 10:38:45 PM
Bliss wants my anus hole
Title: Re: The International Nonsense Generator Users Lounge - TINGUL
Post by: Fear 2 StopĀ® on September 30, 2009, 06:56:25 AM
Quote from: nakamura on September 29, 2009, 08:16:12 PM
That would be sticky.
It's sticky to rock a rhyme
To rock a rhyme that's right on time
It's sticky sticky sticky sticky sticky
Title: Re: The International Nonsense Generator Users Lounge - TINGUL
Post by: DJ_Omnimaga on September 30, 2009, 06:28:00 PM
Quote from: nakamura on September 29, 2009, 06:10:03 PM
can we talk about boobs rather than bollocks?
As long as you don't post any adult pictures or upload any adult material or copyrighted content, as my webhosting could take my account down :P
Title: Re: The International Nonsense Generator Users Lounge - TINGUL
Post by: .:DJ Droppin:. on September 30, 2009, 06:46:47 PM
Quote from: DJ Omnimaga on September 30, 2009, 06:28:00 PM
Quote from: nakamura on September 29, 2009, 06:10:03 PM
can we talk about boobs rather than bollocks?
As long as you don't post any adult pictures or upload any adult material or copyrighted content, as my webhosting could take my account down :P

Awww damn no adult pictures!  ;D What a party pooper.   :D I just had some new pics from gilfs-r-us to.... Oh well.  :)
Title: Re: The International Nonsense Generator Users Lounge - TINGUL
Post by: .:DJ Droppin:. on September 30, 2009, 08:26:56 PM
 :D *Makes Donkey noises* :D
Title: Re: The International Nonsense Generator Users Lounge - TINGUL
Post by: RSCONCEPTIONSĀ© on September 30, 2009, 08:55:27 PM
Thanks Chris.
This morning there was dismay this morning in the markets, when Travel Finch Dusky Holdings found 2.4 at a level 7, this morning.
The result was rather moosey.
I'm Collaterlie Sisters.
Chris
On now to the money markets, and a quick look at the International Currency Cloud...
And there you can see there is quite a healthy fluctuation of fluffiness around the Pound Cloud, which means we can look forward to a profitable down-pour over all international currencies.
Overall then for yesterdays markets, good tomorrow. Morning.
Title: Re: The International Nonsense Generator Users Lounge - TINGUL
Post by: .:DJ Droppin:. on October 14, 2009, 06:06:03 AM
I wonder if baby Jesus went on Easter egg hunts, as a baby, hence the "baby" in 'baby Jesus'. Something to think about. Well okay, probably something only I'd think about. But if you think about it further, which I am, it wouldn't be much of a hunt because baby Jesus already had his baby Jesus powers and already knew where the Easter eggs were hidden. I swear I haven't been drinking or anything.
Title: Re: The International Nonsense Generator Users Lounge - TINGUL
Post by: .:DJ Droppin:. on October 15, 2009, 02:30:14 PM
***Revised Version***   :)

Is it okay to sit on the toilet and think of that special someone? I say it's more than okay, but NEVER during mid-push, that's just flat out wrong. Sureeee "It's the thought that counts" you say, but if you can envision thoughts of your one and only while a precious baby turtle is poking out of your bum-hole trying to make its way to the magical, spiraling ocean then you likely have something vastly wrong with you. Sure you say "But, what if it's only a 1 syllable name?" I guess that might be okay if you blurt it out real quickly, but do not scream it. Yeah sure your buddy might be thinking "OH hell yeah he's banging his girl" as he's walking down the hall way, but then the shame sets in later when he finds out you were merely going poo. It's even worse if it's a 2 syllable name because that takes a lot more thought process and brain power which means then you disappoint the entire party. Who wants to live with that kind of guilt? They were drunk and expecting to hear how you just nailed Jenny, not to hear how you were screaming her name in anguish and that little brown tortoise was resisting its fate. I swear I haven't been drinking or anything.
Title: Re: The International Nonsense Generator Users Lounge - TINGUL
Post by: .:DJ Droppin:. on October 16, 2009, 06:03:18 AM
Funnier than a Giant 3 legged Bald Goat with Lopsided Tits humming Yankee Doodle Dandy in Chinese while wearing a T-shirt that says [Don't Kill Retards ~ Making Fun Of Them Is Okay]
Title: Re: The International Nonsense Generator Users Lounge - TINGUL
Post by: .:DJ Droppin:. on October 28, 2009, 07:01:46 AM
So the other day I was at the local 7-11 convenience store and as I open the door walking out there stands a bum/homeless looking guy near the pay phone. Then I hear him singing/humming this....
"Poop in a sandwich tastes real good..... Poop in a sandwich tasted real good.... Mmmm, mmmm, poop."

I froze in my tracks stopped dead right there. Asked myself, "Did he really just say that?"... I did a double take looked at him, then back at the car, then back at him.... He indeed did say that. Wow I really hope he was just drunk (He was carrying a brown bag sooo) and not that he REALLY knows what poop tastes like, or that he makes sandwiches using poop as a replacement for mayonnaise. Oh by the way he was really off-key in his singing.... Real bad.

I felt I needed to share this info amongst the group. You're welcome.  :)
Title: Re: The International Nonsense Generator Users Lounge - TINGUL
Post by: .:DJ Droppin:. on October 28, 2009, 09:31:10 AM
Ah crappy bullocks! Nope.... It was just nonsense, but good though. The other 3 things I posted before that, not true either.... Regardless still highly entertaining and funny. In fact I laughed so hard my balls jiggled like Santa Clause's belly on Christmas night.

You know I was thinking of having a urinal installed in my computer room so that way I can just rollllll my chairrr and unzip. (Don't worry about shitting my pants, I wear adult diapers.) Oh and NEXT I'll cut a hole in my wall, install a sliding glass window and have them deliver food to me. Pure genius. I'll never have to leave my computer room again. Never have to stop creating on MTVMG1!  ;D


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Title: Re: The International Nonsense Generator Users Lounge - TINGUL
Post by: pillagemyvillage on November 07, 2009, 10:15:22 PM
dont believe anything blonde fraud tells you, he eats picture frames... ive seen him do it, he's greedy, oh yes he's greedy.
Title: Re: The International Nonsense Generator Users Lounge - TINGUL
Post by: .:DJ Droppin:. on November 13, 2009, 01:11:07 AM
Okay so Sunday I had gas..... it was the worst in my entire life. It started around 1 PM.... Every 15-30 seconds I had a toot... They smelled really bad too. Hell over a dozen times I had to go outside and fart because I was smelling up the entire house! This lasted until 11 PM lmao.....
:D :D :D :D :D True story.
Title: Re: The International Nonsense Generator Users Lounge - TINGUL
Post by: .:DJ Droppin:. on November 27, 2009, 01:11:23 PM
Okay so last night I had really bad gas.... Must have lasted 2-3 hours, then it felt like it was time to go poo.... I sat on the toilet and nothing happened. Then suddenly out of nowhere I was farting in morse code. I have no idea what it could mean? What does it mean? Were Aliens trying to communicate with me? So I have been on Google trying to learn morse code because I'm really quite puzzled.  :D
Title: Re: The International Nonsense Generator Users Lounge - TINGUL
Post by: Casper AudioGhost on November 27, 2009, 02:04:52 PM
lol
Title: Re: The International Nonsense Generator Users Lounge - TINGUL
Post by: .:DJ Droppin:. on December 31, 2009, 07:26:46 PM
I just read ALL of the posts in this thread  :D :D :D Have I gone mad? Nahhh it's just fabulous to see what I'll type when I'm tired....  :)

With that being said why change?  ;)

Happy New Years
. May 2010 be the best year ever! I mean EVER in existence. Nah really all the best in 2010. If you're going to get drunk and have a good time tonight just don't do anything I wouldn't do(Like hump a lamp post) Hey, sometimes when I drink I like to run around streaking naked Will Ferrell style.

Please believe.

Don't hate 

Peace, Rob. :)

Title: Re: The International Nonsense Generator Users Lounge - TINGUL
Post by: .:DJ Droppin:. on January 25, 2010, 02:53:39 PM
I'M HILARIOUS!

LMAO ROFL  :D :D :D :D :D
Title: Re: The International Nonsense Generator Users Lounge - TINGUL
Post by: Casper AudioGhost on January 25, 2010, 02:56:37 PM
this is one of the funniest links i have ever seen
http://www.rotten.com/library/sex/masturbation/inventions/sex-dolls/
Title: Re: The International Nonsense Generator Users Lounge - TINGUL
Post by: .:DJ Droppin:. on January 25, 2010, 02:59:22 PM
ROFL.... I'd say someone has too much time on their hands, but wow.... I don't know if they need a life or a hooker.... Jeez.  :D :D
Title: Re: The International Nonsense Generator Users Lounge - TINGUL
Post by: .:DJ Droppin:. on August 05, 2010, 08:28:49 PM
I just read through all of these posts. Holy Bawlz! Pure madness and insanity! Some hilarious bits too!  :D I feel it is time to revive this thread  :)  Lemme see....

Is it Weird to Love Pancakes SO much That you Change Your FaceBook status to: In a Relationship with Aunt Jemima?

Ever been So Tired that you Weren't counting Sheep, No instead it Was a half Walrus/Cow type hybrid Creature, a "Cowlrus" and They couldn't Even Jump over The Fence OR the Moon!

Well those are my recent contributions. I hope I've lived up to what myself and Dark Bliss created. hahha

FEEL FREE to Join in!
Title: Re: The International Nonsense Generator Users Lounge - TINGUL
Post by: DarkBliss on September 03, 2010, 10:14:53 PM
Agggghhhhhhrrrrrr!!!!

It`s eating my face!!!
Title: Re: The International Nonsense Generator Users Lounge - TINGUL
Post by: Master Dutch on September 04, 2010, 03:15:29 AM
omg those masturbation toys are hilarious...
Title: Re: The International Nonsense Generator Users Lounge - TINGUL
Post by: .:DJ Droppin:. on September 04, 2010, 03:21:43 AM
Aren't they like $1,000?  :D :D :D Oh and the people who buy them and act like they LIVE with them. Pathetic much? I actually wrote in a hilarious response on their website lmfao....
Title: Re: The International Nonsense Generator Users Lounge - TINGUL
Post by: Coordman on September 04, 2010, 06:30:58 AM
Not sure I want to know.  :P